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    • CommentAuthorjam guy
    • CommentTimeMay 29th 2009
     
    "fixie"

    and when girls say "pussy" or "panties"

    fucking gross.
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    YES!! I CANT SAY FIXIE, I HAVE TO SAY FIXED GEAR
    • CommentAuthorsfbee
    • CommentTimeMay 29th 2009
     
    not a single word, but 'ride it like you stole it' tends to wrench my panties in to a tightly wound knot.
    • CommentAuthorautomatpr
    • CommentTimeMay 29th 2009 edited
     
    is that a
    • CommentAuthorjam guy
    • CommentTimeMay 29th 2009
     
    Terrible phrases:

    "You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead hands."

    anddddddddddd

    "You can have my gun, one bullet at a time."

    Fucking idiots.
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    I hate when kids say "Do a 'pop a wheelie!'", as if "pop a wheel" is the noun.

    Non bike related, I'm ridiculously tired of hearing the phrase "going green" on tv, specifically in car commercials. The last one for today, is any word that trashy parents decide would make a great name for their child if they just change a letter or two, or put an apostrophe in the middle of, as if it's not going to destroy their kids when they get to middle school. examples: Desyre, Myjoy, Tomorra, Turquoise, LATRINA..... and yes, I've come across people with those names, or people who have named their kids those names. That list could go on for days. Honestly, how do you grow to be old enough to be able to have a child, and not know that latrina is another word for a toilet, and not the name you should give your kid.
    • CommentAuthorwes m.
    • CommentTimeMay 29th 2009
     
    Posted By: jam guyTerrible phrases:

    "You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead hands."

    anddddddddddd

    "You can have my gun, one bullet at a time."

    Fucking idiots.


    Hey, stop quoting my dad's bumper stickers! ha. "fixie" bothers me, mostly because I associate the term with people who annoy me not because I find the word inherently crappy. My grandma said "fuck" today, she is 80, it was odd. As a person employed in the environmental science industry, "green" annoys the shit out of me and "organic" is getting there too. They have both been so bastardized. Maury paternity test baby names are annoying. "bikers dont get boners" has been yelled at me by high schoolers. I laughed that time but if I hear it again I'll probably get annoyed.
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    “Lickedwicked” makes me cringe...
    • CommentAuthorjam guy
    • CommentTimeMay 29th 2009
     
    Posted By: wes m.
    Posted By: jam guyTerrible phrases:

    "You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead hands."

    anddddddddddd

    "You can have my gun, one bullet at a time."

    Fucking idiots.


    Hey, stop quoting my dad's bumper stickers! ha. "fixie" bothers me, mostly because I associate the term with people who annoy me not because I find the word inherently crappy. My grandma said "fuck" today, she is 80, it was odd. As a person employed in the environmental science industry, "green" annoys the shit out of me and "organic" is getting there too. They have both been so bastardized. Maury paternity test baby names are annoying. "bikers dont get boners" has been yelled at me by high schoolers. I laughed that time but if I hear it again I'll probably get annoyed.


    Haha nice. Maury paternity test baby names.... Fucking classic. I have never heard bikers don't get boners. Organic and green bother me a lot just because now it means nothing. Just a buzzword for rich people to feel better about themselves.

    Also, as a registered National Socialist the term socialism being thrown around kind of bugs me. But no big deal.
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    I'm not a fan of fixie either, just seems to promote a fixed gear as a toy or accessory.

    I ride my bike for exercise or to get places, I don't have it to look cool, I didn't get the thing together to get in with a group. I ride like I masturbate, fiercely and alone.

    I think I may have coined a phase to make others cringe. Go me.
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    Organic doesn't bother me nearly as much as "natural"...

    WTF, natural foods... as opposed to the other can of corn that was made in a corn factory?
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    i dont like the word ''green'', because all the sudden if you have a chip bag with 20% of it being from recycled goods its"green". to me thats just stupid marketing.
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    Posted By: mydogsnameisbob I ride like I masturbate, fiercely and alone.



    LMFAO!!
    • CommentAuthorLoneWolf15
    • CommentTimeMay 29th 2009
     
    "A perfect storm". Incredibly sick and tired of that one.

    "Get off the road!" or "Get on the sidewalk!". Those ones really make me want to (forgive me for this one, I won't use it again) "bust a cap in someone's ass".
    • CommentAuthoriron jaiden
    • CommentTimeMay 29th 2009 edited
     
    Posted By: jam guyPosted By: wes m.Posted By: jam guyTerrible phrases:

    Also, as a registered National Socialist the term socialism being thrown around kind of bugs me. But no big deal.


    Oh man does that one irk me. I've been a member of the ISO (International Socialist Organization) for years now and have been studying Marx, Trotsky, etc.. to no end since I could read big words. ALL of a goddamn sudden we're back in the McCarthy days and Socialism is some sorta derogatory term used for anything Obama proposes in Washington.
    Ladies and germs I'm here to say Socialism is a VERY different thing than some sort of half cocked healthcare plan or a new tax system for the wealthy.
    Please, please please please, learn the definition of a thing before you use it in a sentence.

    I think other cringe worthy words / sayings right now are:

    "No worries" - sweet christ when the fuck did everyone become Australian here in the states?
    "In this economy" - In what economy? The one where you spent more than you earned and never wanted that to come back and haunt you? The one where so long as the investment firms are making you rich they're wonderful but the minute the goddamn curtain gets pulled back and it's all a scam and you lose some of your ill gotten gains you wanna send everyone on wall street to jail forever? The one where you just couldn't live without 3 fucking SUVs and a 6 bedroom house for you, your wife, your one kid, and your fucking dog? That economy? Now your ass is gettin thrifty? Holy shit I can't wait for MadMax times, I'm gonna eat the first fat rich white stupid asshole I see.
    "Fixie" - yeah I'm gonna have to go with that one too. It sounds cute and all but makes me wanna hit someone in the throat. Would you call your skateboard "Skatie"? You would you call your rollerblades "Rollie"? I should goddamn hope not.

    Yeah, that'll do for now. Man I'm in a mood tonight. I think I might have a stress fracture on the new frame I JUST GOT DONE BUILDING UP. Holy shit that makes me upset.
    • CommentAuthorjam guy
    • CommentTimeMay 29th 2009
     
    Posted By: iron jaiden
    Posted By: jam guyPosted By: wes m.Posted By: jam guyTerrible phrases:

    Also, as a registered National Socialist the term socialism being thrown around kind of bugs me. But no big deal.


    Oh man does that one irk me. I've been a member of the ISO (International Socialist Organization) for years now and have been studying Marx, Trotsky, etc.. to no end since I could read big words. ALL of a goddamn sudden we're back in the McCarthy days and Socialism is some sorta derogatory term used for anything Obama proposes in Washington.
    Ladies and germs I'm here to say Socialism is a VERY different thing than some sort of half cocked healthcare plan or a new tax system for the wealthy.
    Please, please please please, learn the definition of a thing before you use it in a sentence.

    I think other cringe worthy words / sayings right now are:

    "No worries"- sweet christ when the fuck did everyone become Australian here in the states?
    "In this economy"- In what economy? The one where you spent more than you earned and never wanted that to come back and haunt you? The one where so long as the investment firms are making you rich they're wonderful but the minute the goddamn curtain gets pulled back and it's all a scam and you lose some of your ill gotten gains you wanna send everyone on wall street to jail forever? The one where you just couldn't live without 3 fucking SUVs and a 6 bedroom house for you, your wife, your one kid, and your fucking dog? That economy? Now your ass is gettin thrifty? Holy shit I can't wait for MadMax times, I'm gonna eat the first fat rich white stupid asshole I see.
    "Fixie"- yeah I'm gonna have to go with that one too. It sounds cute and all but makes me wanna hit someone in the throat. Would you call your skateboard "Skatie"? You would you call your rollerblades "Rollie"? I should goddamn hope not.

    Yeah, that'll do for now. Man I'm in a mood tonight. I think I might have a stress fracture on the new frame I JUST GOT DONE BUILDING UP. Holy shit that makes me upset.


    You sir are a good man. It is the red scare all over again. The misconceptions of socialism kill me.
    • CommentAuthormastronaut
    • CommentTimeMay 29th 2009
     
    "That's DOPE!" Makes me want to slap someone's hat on straight...
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    Posted By: iron jaiden


    "No worries"- sweet christ when the fuck did everyone become Australian here in the states?


    Australian huh? I would've guessed Jamaican, I guess it all depends on whether you follow it up with "mate" or "mahn". Kind like how the easiest way to tell if a name is Italian is by putting "pizzeria" after it.

    I thought of another one I can't take anymore, speeches where people start with "It was a bitter sweet moment, bitter because..................., and sweet because............"
    • CommentAuthorAaron C
    • CommentTimeMay 29th 2009
     
    "douche" as often as i use it, and as much as i love the connotations associated with calling some one as douche its becoming a crutch.
    since a bunch of 16 year olds drove by me in their moms hummer and called me a douche this winter the word lost some of its glamour for me.

    who knows maybe "enema" will become the new favorite insult of 16 year old rich kids.
    • CommentAuthorfixedpuch
    • CommentTimeMay 29th 2009
     
    Moist...I hate that word.....any one else? I know theres gotta be some body else who feels the same.....
 
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