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    • CommentAuthorfixedpuch
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2011
     
    Chuck Norris can wheelie a unicycle....
    Just sayin'.......
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    In Soviet Russia unicycle wheelies you.
    • CommentAuthorncecchi
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2011 edited
     
    In soviet russia, all unicycle made of potato. Bicycle saddle made of potato, I sit on potato all day.
    Someone put potato in tailpipe to make car not run so I only have potato bicycle to ride. When I oil my chain with bear fat, it make potato bike smell of french chips.
    On hot days, though, Potato bottom bracket get soggy, make bike vertically compliant and horizontally delicious, make soviet cyclist very unhappy when starving peasant eat potato bottom bracket.

    All my teammates are gone for smuggling potato out of soviet union in vintage Tahkion track frames. You fill tubes with potato, and send to comrades in West Germany, but when KGB find out, they send cyclists to potato farm gulag for trying to smuggle potato to free world.
    Now Tahkion only allowed to make potato bike and limited edition potato unicycle.
    • CommentAuthorncecchi
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2011
     
    Also, all unicycles in soviet russia run potato aerospoke.
    • CommentAuthoruhler
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2011
     
    erm?
    • CommentAuthoreaglerock
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2011
     
    Posted By: uhlererm?

    Quiet, you. I think it's high-larious.

    Continue!
    • CommentAuthoruhler
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2011 edited
     
    Posted By: eaglerock
    high


    Fixedpuch IS high, you're correct!
  2.  
    [due to Stalin's reign of potato cycling or as known in Soviet Russia "ptajacyceaijo;afjc-ing"]
    Soviet Olympic team replace carbohydrates in diet with starch...potato-cycle loses 1.2kg of weight per day... potato-cycle becomes self aware and takes into account it is skinned every time russian manages to skid
    frezze-a-drome creates potato-pops on track and increases Soviet economy by 2.3%
  3.  
    • CommentAuthorncecchi
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2011
     
    I had a spinal nerve block performed today - the anesthesia hasn't quite worn off.

    They put me to sleep with potato nebulizer but potato not good anesthetic so I wake up with 8cm long potato needle sticking out of my spine.
    They only send me home with a script for 7.5mg potato/ 500mg Acetaminophen pills, I try to pay for prescription but this is not old soviet union - Visa potato card is not everywhere you want to be.

    Although I now have craving for potato products.
  4.  
    What the potato???
  5.  
    What the potato???
    • CommentAuthortimmy240
    • CommentTimeMar 3rd 2011
     
    • CommentAuthorpolitburo
    • CommentTimeMar 3rd 2011 edited
     
    he's a shitbird
  6.  
    potato makes world go round...
    hash brown, french fries, potato chips, potato wedges, curly fries, etc...

    i lube my bike with vodka
    • CommentAuthorveggie
    • CommentTimeMar 3rd 2011
     
    • CommentAuthorscmalex
    • CommentTimeMar 3rd 2011
     
    I LIKE TURTLES
    • CommentAuthorveggie
    • CommentTimeMar 3rd 2011
     
    Potato>Turtles
    • CommentAuthorscmalex
    • CommentTimeMar 4th 2011
     
    Posted By: veggiePotato>Turtles

    Aerospoke>Potato
  7.  
    Aerospoke=Potato
 
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