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    Here are some of my favorite bike quotes.

    "Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving". Albert Einstein.

    "If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on". Lance Armstrong.

    "Get on your bike and ride". Queen. (Fat bottom girls)
    • CommentAuthorwes m.
    • CommentTimeJan 8th 2010
    "why is an adult riding a bicycle? that doesnt make sense." - New Jersey DEA agent
    • CommentAuthorRasmus
    • CommentTimeJan 8th 2010
    Posted By: wes m."why is an adult riding a bicycle? that doesnt make sense." - New Jersey DEA agent

    Priceless :D
    • CommentAuthorlatron
    • CommentTimeJan 8th 2010
    "When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race." -- H.G. Wells

    Additional lovely quotes here.
    I remember Lance saying something to the effect of "Endurance atheletes are all running from something. That's why they're so good at what they do."
    • CommentAuthorAaron C
    • CommentTimeJan 9th 2010 edited
    Joshua A. C. NewmanI think it had some sort of duck rabies or something. That duck wasn't right.

    just trust me, it was bike related
    Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They're like bull elks in a field.
    Tori Amos

    Umm...Tori, what's a bull elk? where can I find one and is it available? I'm single.
    • CommentAuthorkaido_k
    • CommentTimeJan 10th 2010
    It doesn't get easier, you just get faster.
    -don't know who said it
    • CommentAuthorRuffinit
    • CommentTimeJan 10th 2010
    "If you have a $5 head wear a $5 helmet"
    Bell Bike Helmet advertisement from the late 80s
    What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. ~David Perry

    hahahaha +1
    • CommentAuthorFeFst
    • CommentTimeJan 11th 2010
    "One less gear"
    • CommentAuthorConan
    • CommentTimeJan 11th 2010
    I ride like I masturbate, vigorously and alone
    "You had better ride the shit out of that thing"
    - My dad, after I bought my first track bike

    "You really did ride the shit out of that thing!"
    -My dad, after I won my first race
    Posted By: ConanI ride like I masturbate, all day, and in a large group.

    • CommentAuthorgianormous
    • CommentTimeJan 13th 2010
    Posted By: ConanI ride like I masturbate, vigorously and alone

    takes the cake
    • CommentAuthorFTMG
    • CommentTimeJan 13th 2010
    "eat your heart out Hulk Hogan" Hell Track announcer from RAD
    Can we turn this into a LickedWicked best quote thread, please? Haha.
    • CommentAuthorr.p.r
    • CommentTimeJan 13th 2010 edited
    t_o49: start that. It probably would get stickied.


    "Get a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live." - Mark Twain
    "General: Average frame size with hopes of resale
    lickedwicked Dec 11th 2009 quote
    What size frame should i build up with hopes of resale? What's the most commonly selected size?"

    Personally, I don't ride a bike that fits me either...only one that I know is the most popular size of other people, so that I can resell it for the most money.
    lickedwicked Dec 31st 2009 quote
    wheelie? aerospoke front won't help at all. what'd be cool is a skidding wheelie so needs weight in the back. back aerospoke. but if the front won't be aerodynamically advantageous enough, then the back sure won't help with being aero. it would be advantageous, however, when i try a backwards circle. my problem is that i'm not fast enough and i'll try one hard push with aerospoke on to see if i can quickly do a couple just to practice putting my legs though the motions then try to slow it down.

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