Los Angeles , CA
"Beer is proof God loves us." Benjamin Franklin
london
"the difference between cats and dogs is that there will never be a police cat" -Jean Cocteau
Simi Valley
"Most Facts Are Just Widely Held Beliefs"
St. Simons Island
"Im too drunk to taste this chicken" Colonel Sanders
Auckland
our species is a using itself to death "VIVA LA EVOLUTION"
St. Paul, Minnesota
There's never been a woman as beautiful as a barbecued rib.
Charlottesville
DIT (DO IT TOGETHER) NOT DIY (B/C NO ONES ALONE IN THIS)
santa barbara
I'm Bob Jackson, bitch!
Pasadena
"i don't need brakes"
Toronto
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results
Guildford
It wasn't me officer
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