Oh would we call it a bike?

I would agree, its a nick name I say lovingly. She was a world sport frame, beat up paint, no breaks, no wheels, no seat, or post, and cloth tape on the bars. I forsake the paint to scrap money for used wheels, new inner tubes, tires, a chain and cork wrap because my hands where killing me. She was the first road bike I fixed up on my own. I'm sorry if you took her nick name as an insult, but I know what I think of her and trust me it isnt shit.