Univega Viva Sport Single Speed - THE DOOR DESTROYER
Univega Viva Sport, the greatest frame ever made
Choppednflopped sakae road champs, stem unknown, but it's gigantic
original
Black Alex rim laced to Shimano 105 road hub
Alex rim laced to formula flip-flop hub.
Suntour
good question
Does anyone really care what chain i'm using? There's no space for what brakes you have, but there's a space for your chain. WTF
52/16, for ultimate gnarlyness
This bike is A BEAST. It will CRUSH YOU. Somebody tried to open a door in front of this bike and that door was shattered into a million tiny pieces and never seen again. Curbs crumble before the massive destructive power of the 37mm tires. Hills deflate like poorly baked souffles when they are attacked with that giant 52t chainring. Put this heavy metal scottish broadsword of a bike next to carbon fiber and that carbon will disintegrate immediately into pencil shavings. This steel steed will jump up and down on an aluminum frame until that aluminum is flattened like so many empty beer cans under dumptruck tires. The light is so intensely bright cars dare not pass, even in the daytime, and the handlebars were the inspiration for the Running of the Bulls, which is like a waltz in the daisies by comparison. Ride this bike towards the east, and the earth will spin faster. Squeeze the brakes, so powerful they can smash rocks, and the earth will stand still. This is the ULTIMATE BICYCLE. It PUNCHES other bikes in the FACE.

