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    • CommentAuthorjayohachen
    • CommentTimeApr 30th 2009 edited
     
    I noticed that a bird shat on the top tube of my bike while it was parked out in front of the market. This ever happen to anyone?

    I've heard of dogs "marking" bikes, but never a bird.
    • CommentAuthorsfbee
    • CommentTimeApr 30th 2009
     
    shit happens.
    • CommentAuthorOtto Rax
    • CommentTimeApr 30th 2009
     
    its happened to me a few times, the worst is on your seat fabric.
    • CommentAuthorfilthpunx
    • CommentTimeApr 30th 2009
     
    birds shit on my bike all the time.little fuckers
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    A bird flew into my spokes once. There just getting even...
    • CommentAuthoreaglerock
    • CommentTimeApr 30th 2009
     
    Never had a bird fly into my spokes; but I was on a commute run with my best friend, and a squirrel ran into his spokes and snapped his little squirrely neck. That's pretty common on the Ohlone Greenway; you often see busted-up squirrels lying alongside the bikepath - and occasionally squished in the middle of it.
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    bird shat on my bike once...
    needless to say we're no longer an item
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    A bird hit my chest once. It hurt like hell, as I was going down hill, but he was most definitely dead. I felt bad, but at least he didn't shit on me.
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    sounds like you have WHINE flu
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    Did you kick it's ass?
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    It was a drive by. Or fly by. Bastard.
    • CommentAuthoryoxscotty
    • CommentTimeMay 1st 2009
     
    Posted By: patrickviolencesounds like you have WHINE flu

    GOLD!
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    I had a bumblebee bounce off my eyeball last summer. That's the same summer that a chipmunk bounced off my foot while running between my wheels.

    I guess I could slow down, but I'd have to eat so much more without the filter feeder effect.
    • CommentAuthorAaron C
    • CommentTimeMay 7th 2009
     
    Posted By: Joshua A.C. NewmanI had a bumblebee bounce off my eyeball last summer


    fucking bumblebees you'd think they were on a suicide mission. one hit me on the tooth today on my way home. teach me to breath through my mouth.
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    C'mon people we fly through nature on our bikes, occasionally nature wants to fly through us as well....
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    Posted By: Aaron C
    Posted By: Joshua A.C. NewmanI had a bumblebee bounce off my eyeball last summer


    fucking bumblebees you'd think they were on a suicide mission. one hit me on the tooth today on my way home. teach me to breath through my mouth.


    God damn, I ran into a bee with my forhead, it freaked out and stung me. Having a bee sting you while riding a bike is a nervous system overload.
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    Just witnessed a chipmunk get hit during a scratch-race. Instructor said it happens at least 3-4 times a year.

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