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    • CommentAuthorquixoticle
    • CommentTimeNov 21st 2012 edited
     
    Seriously, we need another porn thread. So much pr0n-worthy gear is coming out that needs to be objectified, used and abused, there needs to be a place where we can keep tally. Seriously..

    I want to stick, like, at least 140 Benjamins all up in this girl's g-string:



    Or should I just wait for the (im)probable 2023 model year Allez Sport Disc Electro-Triple?
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    Love the crap outta this:

    • CommentAuthorquixoticle
    • CommentTimeNov 21st 2012
     
    Is that that New York hipster's bike?
    • CommentAuthorquixoticle
    • CommentTimeNov 21st 2012
     
    If so, he lives like down the street from me..

    ps. I just realized that you will have no fucking clue who I'm talking about... :|
    • CommentAuthorquixoticle
    • CommentTimeNov 21st 2012
     
    Here are my favorite pic(k)s from the europorn superstash I found a few months ago:













    Here's the link btw: http://www.cyclenoid.com/boty/?page_id=183
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    Posted By: quixoticleIf so, he lives like down the street from me..

    ps. I just realized that you will have no fucking clue who I'm talking about... :|




    That guy?
    • CommentAuthorquixoticle
    • CommentTimeNov 21st 2012
     
    Yeah..
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    hahaha. I really like his bike though.
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    This is the one of the only modern roadies I really love to look at. It's also my current desktop wallpaper.

    • CommentAuthorquixoticle
    • CommentTimeNov 21st 2012
     
    If I ever went custom carbon (if I ever become the corporate defense lawyer I yearn to be, like a beautiful butterfly struggling to break free from the constrictive cocoon where it was transformed from a hairy, farty caterpillar), I really like Crumpton bikes...





    • CommentAuthorTracker
    • CommentTimeNov 21st 2012
     

    I love baums, this one especially
    • CommentAuthorquixoticle
    • CommentTimeNov 21st 2012
     
    Yeah, Baums are great-looking, that's really, really important, because this is a porn thread.

    I'm sorry guys, I just need to get this off my "chest". Some more sick europorn and other stuff.



    Seven Elium



    Koga Miyata "Full Oval Pro" (so sick)


    Canyon Aero Road Bike (apparently not available in the US)


    Serotta Legend Ti (my favorite here)


    Moots Vamoots


    Sick Pinarello Asolo
    • CommentAuthorquixoticle
    • CommentTimeNov 21st 2012
     
    • CommentAuthorveggie
    • CommentTimeNov 21st 2012
     
    Obligatory post my own bike teim



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    Posted By: adrian13346This is the one of the only modern roadies I really love to look at. It's also my current desktop wallpaper.



    DUDE!!

    that's Ryder Hesjedals bike... my buddy Regan took that pic?!!? where did you find it?

    The bike is @ one of our local shops that's owned by some of Ryder's good friends... I probably see that bike in person once every week or two... I've picked it up and I could take it for a ride, but it's way too big for me...
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    Posted By: quixoticleSeriously, we need another porn thread. So much pr0n-worthy gear is coming out that needs to be objectified, used and abused, there needs to be a place where we can keep tally. Seriously..

    I want to stick, like, at least 140 Benjamins all up in this girl's g-string:



    Or should I just wait for the (im)probable 2023 model year Allez Sport Disc Electro-Triple?


    As HUGE a Colnago fan as I am... I just feel like puking a little every time I see those levers... SERIOUSLY.... FUGLY!!
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    Posted By: veggieObligatory post my own bike teim





    I just helped a buddy pick out and buy a Campione d'Italia.... so stoked for him!!

    I get to help him with all the tweeks and upgrade... squeeeee!! a bike project I get to work on, and not spend money!!
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    THIS



    also.... I've noticed that an overwhelming majority of bike posted so far are equipped with Campag groups?

    hmmmmn? food for thought!!




    what's better than a Colnago?

    how about 5 Colnago's lined up in a row?

    • CommentAuthorquixoticle
    • CommentTimeNov 22nd 2012
     

    also.... I've noticed that an overwhelming majority of bike posted so far are equipped with Campag groups?

    hmmmmn? food for thought!!




    what's better than a Colnago?

    how about 5 Colnago's lined up in a row?


    yeah... that would be my fault...

    I love Colnago's lugged carbon design. Though ideally I would really blow my wad for a C40 built up with Record 10sp.
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    Posted By: R_o_b_s_o_nDUDE!!

    that's Ryder Hesjedals bike... my buddy Regan took that pic?!!? where did you find it?

    The bike is @ one of our local shops that's owned by some of Ryder's good friends... I probably see that bike in person once every week or two... I've picked it up and I could take it for a ride, but it's way too big for me...


    I found it on this guys blog.
    http://www.stuckylife.com/2012/08/bike-check-ryder-hesjedal_23.html
    • CommentAuthorparkman14
    • CommentTimeNov 22nd 2012
     




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    Posted By: adrian13346
    Posted By: R_o_b_s_o_nDUDE!!

    that's Ryder Hesjedals bike... my buddy Regan took that pic?!!? where did you find it?

    The bike is @ one of our local shops that's owned by some of Ryder's good friends... I probably see that bike in person once every week or two... I've picked it up and I could take it for a ride, but it's way too big for me...


    I found it on this guys blog.
    http://www.stuckylife.com/2012/08/bike-check-ryder-hesjedal_23.html


    AWESOME!!

    that's my club/team!!
    • CommentAuthorveggie
    • CommentTimeNov 22nd 2012
     
    My dad has those brakes.
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    Posted By: veggieMy dad has those brakes.


    the Avid Shorty Ultimates?

    BEST cantilever around!!

    I went from TRP Euro-X to Shorty Ultimates, and my mind was blown!! had no idea you could get that kind of braking power from a canti!!
    • CommentAuthorveggie
    • CommentTimeNov 22nd 2012
     
    Yep, I got him a deal on 'em.
    • CommentAuthorquixoticle
    • CommentTimeNov 22nd 2012
     
    AHEM. Porn, please.

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    Posted By: quixoticleAHEM. Porn, please.


    • CommentAuthorquixoticle
    • CommentTimeNov 22nd 2012
     




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    That De Rosa is so close to perfect. Just get a silver post and relace the from wheel 3x
    • CommentAuthorquixoticle
    • CommentTimeNov 22nd 2012 edited
     
    homage to my Roberts

    • CommentAuthorquixoticle
    • CommentTimeNov 22nd 2012
     
    • CommentAuthorquixoticle
    • CommentTimeNov 22nd 2012
     
    And quickly before I'm spent for tonight, here's a little taste of my own homegrown porn. Don't judge me!

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    Posted By: quixoticleAnd quickly before I'm spent for tonight, here's a little taste of my own homegrown porn. Don't judge me!



    balleur!
    • CommentAuthorparkman14
    • CommentTimeNov 23rd 2012
     
    fuck man! I've decided that I'm not going to try and find a deal piecing together my dream bike. time to suffer and be scrupulous.. i need a god damned awesome 8 speed dura ace boner machine
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    Posted By: SillyGooseCookieThat De Rosa is so close to perfect. Just get a silver post and relace the from wheel 3x


    aaaaaaaaaand, maybe shrink the frame about 8-10cm

    that thing is HUGE .... just looks disproportionate....
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    LOVING the bikes w/ the Shamals/Ventos...

    might have to track down a 10spd compatible set for my Pinarello!!
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    aaaaaaaand, now for something completely different...

    shot my last race w/ a 1956 Rolleiflex, and got the film scanned... here's one of the shots that could be considered 'soft core' porn...

    • CommentAuthorTracker
    • CommentTimeNov 23rd 2012
     
    • CommentAuthorTracker
    • CommentTimeNov 23rd 2012
     
    • CommentAuthorquixoticle
    • CommentTimeNov 23rd 2012
     
    @robson : do you have a website and/or flickr? i myself was going to study photography at Parsons here in NYC (in a fine arts capacity, though I was accepted and almost went to RIT for industrial photog), but it was way too expensive. It's funny, I might actually have some of my instagram shots exhibited by a curator friend at NYU. Check out mah Instiegram: http://statigr.am/viewer.php#/user/48512194/

    That background behind the Cïocc is pretty great, too. My favorites so far are the Cinelli Laser roadie, the Bottecchia, and the Serotta Legend Ti, but my absolute fav is the Battaglin. I'm thinking about piecing together a 10sp record group for the Moser, and switching out the freehub body on the Ventos (found a replacement + axle bundle through Velo Mine). That, and maybe having the frame modified for use with a normal seatpost. The tread on the quill bolt is stripped, and replacements are at around $350-$400. It was a good idea, once upon a time, but since quill seatposts were, to my knowledge, exclusively produced for use with these Moser frames, they're rare and thus carry a heft price.

    @parkman : need I show thee more?

    Posted By: quixoticle

    • CommentAuthorbroklahoma
    • CommentTimeNov 23rd 2012
     
    Posted By: quixoticle


    MONEY SHOT!
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    Forza Felidae ! -- Rooaaarrr >^^<
    ...dunno if this counts here

    • CommentAuthorquixoticle
    • CommentTimeNov 23rd 2012 edited
     
    • CommentAuthorchku
    • CommentTimeNov 23rd 2012
     
    Vintage softcore from my personal collection



    • CommentAuthorquixoticle
    • CommentTimeNov 23rd 2012
     
    whatever you do, click on that last link!!!!!!!!!!
    • CommentAuthorparkman14
    • CommentTimeNov 24th 2012
     
    damn that somec is fucking sick
    all these bikes are sick
    well done gang
    • CommentAuthorTracker
    • CommentTimeNov 24th 2012
     
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    lots of good stuff at velocult.
 



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