General: What do you lock your bike with?

I've been thinking of getting one of those heavy duty ass motorcycle chains because I reallllllllly don't want my vehicle to be stolen (but then again, I don't have $200+ for a lock 0_o). I don't really trust my onguard ulock. I've read that a lot of bike thieves carry around angle cutters that can split that open in two minutes. Its also pretty fucking assholish that these people even steal bikes, especially when its our main mode of transport for a lot of us. But then again, they don't know this... It seems like they think its just some game and we all ride our bikes for recreation. But who knows what they think, I just don't want my bike to be gone when I return to the post I left it. I do lock my bike up properly though, I take the front wheel off and move it to the back, locking both wheels, frame, and post together. But that still doesn't sit well in my stomach when I need to leave my bike somewhere for a while.

I know it's somewhat stupid to make my bike all nice and shiny, but why should any of us suffer the aesthetic of our machines just so some prick can't (possibly) steal it? I finally got my bike with all the heavy duty quality parts I've wanted on it, as well as had some fun and made a color scheme to go with it. So, I need a new way to lock my bike up and be a little less worried when I have to leave it for a few hours (shows, movies, doctor, etc). I've gotten in the habit to just bring my bike with me in most places that allow me so, but I also feel like I'm being inconvenient on most of these shop owners parts. At work and friends places, they let me keep it inside. I'm fortunate with all these offers, but I still rather be self dependent on a good lock.

So, the question is, do any of you use a special sort of lock? Any tips on locking your bike up better? Just use a ulock and swallow your pride every time you walk away? or Is it something else?

i think a bike thief could cut through anything if he wanted to.. but if that motorcycle lock is impossible to cut, $200+ is cheaper than a new bike.

yeah lol that lock costs more than the Pake

man for the price of that lock I would just set me up a lovely beater (I got mine for $30 with everything... even sold some parts and made it fixed... thinking about it I made like $5 on that bike) and then just lock it with an old kryptonite
I originally set up my beater as a rain bike but I started really liking it now for tricks and even in the city (SF) as a commuter it feels good
when it rains or I gotta lock it for awhile I take the beater and if you doin that everyday just build a beater that feels really good and rides like it

... that old chain to secure your saddle thing is like the oldest trick ever... but it works

well, there's always the kryptonite fahgettaboutit chain.. the one you see people wrapping around their waist. $110.
http://www.bikesomewhere.com/bikesomewhere.cfm/product/357/3002/19927?g=1

kryptonite fahgettaboudit

noone is cutting through that
i have one and have had no problems
lock my rear wheel with a smaller ulock as well

No lock.

i like the fahgettaboudit mini u lock 18 mm thick, and it only weighs about 5 lbs, you can ebay it for around $60 and i think it might even be more effective than this crazy motor cycle lock option

Semen, nobody touches a bike covered in Semen!!

fahgettaboudit u-lock. chain is way too heavy; i'm not locking up a motorcycle, nor do I have one to carry the damn lock

fahgettaboudit chain cut to 1 foot. as heavy as a normal u-lock (2.5lbs and same length as a mini u-lock), but stronger and less prone to leverage attacks. easy to carry in a bag and without the dangers of wearing a chain around your waist (broken hip, dragged by a car, etc).

1 - always try to bring bike inside with you
2 - anticipated short lock ups = mini u-lock
3 - long locks ups (movie, bar, whatever) = 1" chain + mini-lock
4 - bb + superglue in saddle/seatpost bolts always
5 - locking skewer in front, if possible
6 - never lock up overnight

total overkill, but practical at the same time.

im thinking of cutting another chain. if anyone wants to buy the remaining pieces, let me know.

not a pain the ass if you have 10 minutes to dissolve the superglue with acetone and a q-tip. I wouldnt trust wax that can be removed instantly.

I'm soooooooooooo going to steal your bike seat now that I know your whole super glue trick! Your nice seat is MINE sucka!

i got the ongaurd bulldog combo lock u bolt, as long as it isn't cut with a power tool the bikes covered for $1501 so im pretty happy about that and it came with a four foot cable so i can run it through the back tire

i have the new york noose chain and a american lock pad lock the 7300 series it works and i can put it around my waist with out having to lock it in between stops . it doesnt feel heavy when you have it on your waist and it is super conveniant cause you can fit it around anything pretty much . american pad locks are the best ,the chain ate my paint thou but i was really concerned about the paint , i guess you could be more careful when you lock it up

Posted By: M0THER


Also, I sometimes tuck a tampon between the spokes in attempt to gross people out or stall anyone who would try to steal my bicicleta.

HAHAHAH WOW!

i use a bunch of cable ties.

Posted By: carbon fiber15i would use a tampon with dried up ketchup and a peice of old ham burger if it didnt make me want to barf

The ketchup doesn't bother me but ahh..dried up hamburger? So sick it'd probably work.

If the tampon idea makes you bark, maybe you can sprinkle pubes all over your bike. I don't know where you'd get imitation pubes though.

Posted By: carbon fiber15i cant belive im saying this but, just use the real thing.
gross

Ohhh fuck, imagine how much you'd have to get to cover your entire bike.

Oh! I know the best way to keep your bike safe.

Do a can job on your bike and while the paint it still wet, put on a nice coat of pubes to keep those thieves away! And during the winter, the furry coat will keep your frame nice and toasty! Happy bike = Happy Rider

Is this you Nash?

.....5 foot long 1/2 thick cable and a Master lock. Much lighter than a U lock and stronger. You're not getting into a Master lock with a bic pen either.

... I'm reporting you.

Posted By: M0THERIs this you Nash?

oh dear god thats awesome but no its not me

Aaronc,

....who carries a 2 foot bolt cutter in a city and doesn't get seen. Come on, seriously? A Master lock and chain IS superior.

....k. Guess I live in a place where people don't work in packs like that. I have a U lock, but ditched it cuz of the weight for a Master.....it's worked for me. But I can totally see your point, iron jaiden. I stand corrected.


Side note: Bike+dildo= one crazy ride