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- CommentAuthorjam guy
- CommentTimeAug 7th 2009 edited
Knowing that your neighbor has them and stealing his bike to hold it hostage appr. -
- CommentAuthorRuffinit
- CommentTimeAug 7th 2009
?? unappr ?? -
- CommentAuthorRuffinit
- CommentTimeAug 7th 2009
If my neighbor stole my wheels and I knew he had them, I'd do more than just kidnap his bike... -
- CommentAuthordanzap209
- CommentTimeAug 7th 2009
Engrave your name or birthdate, address something you can verify on the inside where the tube rests. If you would have done this, then you could have called the authorities and get your stuff back.
Sorry for your loss -
- CommentAuthorwes m.
- CommentTimeAug 7th 2009
You want me to come out there and fight him? I'm a pretty serious bad ass. -
- CommentAuthorsfbee
- CommentTimeAug 7th 2009
Posted By: wes m.You want me to come out there and fight him? I'm a pretty serious bad ass.
Seriously. That's a situation that merit's a ulock to the face.
Did he seriously take them, then just flaunt them in front of you or something? What type of wheel set was it? -
- CommentAuthorcarbon fiber15
- CommentTimeAug 7th 2009
dont fight just call the police and realy piss him off and give him a record for his wrong doings -
- CommentAuthortyler215
- CommentTimeAug 7th 2009
dont kick his door in or anything that usally leads to felonys , i made this mistake when i was 18 , you should just wait for him to come out side , how did your neighboor steal your wheels? did he break in? -
- CommentAuthordanzap209
- CommentTimeAug 7th 2009
Follow his ass and steal it back !!! LOL -
- CommentAuthorterrible_one49
- CommentTimeAug 7th 2009
You live in Philly, correct? "The city of brotherly love", right? Haha. -
- CommentAuthorfixedpuch
- CommentTimeAug 7th 2009
Kick him in the baby maker -
- CommentAuthorbensonisajew
- CommentTimeAug 7th 2009
you should steal something off his house haha
sucks to hear man or lead him to a dark ally and make sure he will never walk again :D -
- CommentAuthorwes m.
- CommentTimeAug 7th 2009
Hey, a smart guy once said that a lifetime of fucking with someone is worse than killing them. Id start making creepy calls to him from pay phones, making creepy blair witch project-esque ornaments and hanging them on his house, letting the air out of his tires... you know, the type of shit that will make him go crazy.
Its even better if the shit you do is so odd that he wonders if he is just imagining it. -
- CommentAuthorbensonisajew
- CommentTimeAug 7th 2009
you should leave packages of bricks on his door step have food delivered to his house everyday :] -
- CommentAuthorjam guy
- CommentTimeAug 8th 2009
Worked like a charm. -
- CommentAuthortyler215
- CommentTimeAug 8th 2009
do the food order thing its the best and also order the tranny hookers from the back of the paper to his house those bitches get fucking murderes when you dont answer the door , i did it to my dick head neighbor before and i thought the tranny was gonna set his fucking house on fire ,its the best -
- CommentAuthordanzap209
- CommentTimeAug 8th 2009
Tyler215 that's the best idea yet !!!! LOL -
- CommentAuthorJoshua A.C. Newman
- CommentTimeAug 8th 2009
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- CommentAuthorbensonisajew
- CommentTimeAug 8th 2009
ahahaha i love that bit conan is the man -
- CommentAuthorsfbee
- CommentTimeAug 8th 2009
Posted By: jam guyWorked like a charm.
What'd you end up doing? -
- CommentAuthorjam guy
- CommentTimeAug 9th 2009
I grabbed his bike. I left him a note. He came over when I was not home and threatened my girlfriend. I went to his house grabbed him by his neck and choked him out in front of his friends. I told him if he ever threatened my girlfriend again I would make sure he found his way to the hospital. He promptly gave me my wheels back. He also got his bike back.
By the way, my girlfriend saw him take them one night. I would never blindly steal someones bike. -
- CommentAuthorcarbon fiber15
- CommentTimeAug 9th 2009
nice job -
- CommentAuthorwes m.
- CommentTimeAug 9th 2009
I applaud your manliness but I'm not sure if you should incriminate yourself on the internet. Who knows... maybe you scared this guy so bad that he squeals. -
- CommentAuthortyler215
- CommentTimeAug 9th 2009
what was this guy riding who stole your wheels? i know its not my business but i have had a few friends get some parts stolen recently before i moved outa philly and would like to see if this guy was apart of it. thanks a good job getting your wheels back, where the phils you were trying sell the ones that got stolen? -
- CommentAuthorjam guy
- CommentTimeAug 9th 2009
Posted By: wes m.I applaud your manliness but I'm not sure if you should incriminate yourself on the internet. Who knows... maybe you scared this guy so bad that he squeals.
I agree. But if he does that the situation will get a lot worse for him. I have witnesses that know what he did. Plus my girlfriend would press charges. -
- CommentAuthorLyKqiD
- CommentTimeAug 9th 2009
This is why it pays to have ghetto friends, you dont need to get your hands dirty. -
- CommentAuthorjerereremy
- CommentTimeAug 9th 2009
Posted By: jam guyI grabbed his bike. I left him a note. He came over when I was not home and threatened my girlfriend. I went to his house grabbed him by his neck and choked him out in front of his friends. I told him if he ever threatened my girlfriend again I would make sure he found his way to the hospital. He promptly gave me my wheels back. He also got his bike back.
By the way, my girlfriend saw him take them one night. I would never blindly steal someones bike.
that's what's up. i would've kept the bike and done some malicious shit with it, though. -
- CommentAuthorjam guy
- CommentTimeAug 9th 2009
Posted By: jerereremy
Posted By: jam guyI grabbed his bike. I left him a note. He came over when I was not home and threatened my girlfriend. I went to his house grabbed him by his neck and choked him out in front of his friends. I told him if he ever threatened my girlfriend again I would make sure he found his way to the hospital. He promptly gave me my wheels back. He also got his bike back.
By the way, my girlfriend saw him take them one night. I would never blindly steal someones bike.
that's what's up. i would've kept the bike and done some malicious shit with it, though.
That would have made me no better than him. Fuck that guy. -
- CommentAuthorjerereremy
- CommentTimeAug 9th 2009
i'd only hold onto it long enough to piss on his handlebar tape or something like that.
what're the odds he stole that bike from someone else? -
- CommentAuthordanzap209
- CommentTimeAug 9th 2009
You did the right thing.... thieves deserve no less -
- CommentAuthorbensonisajew
- CommentTimeAug 9th 2009
thats good shit man if i was near you right now i would give you a hi5 and have a beer -
- CommentAuthorJoshua A.C. Newman
- CommentTimeAug 9th 2009
This is why it pays to have ghetto friends, you dont need to get your hands dirty.
With friends like you... -
- CommentAuthoriron jaiden
- CommentTimeAug 9th 2009
Posted By: bensonisajewthats good shit man if i was near you right now i would give you a hi5 and have a beer
And if I were near you I'd give you a hi5, have a beer, or two, or three, or twenty, until you were passed out in your own puke then I'd steal your wheelset again and sneak em into your neighbor's apartment and leave a note on your fridge that said "i got em again bitch!!! love - thy neighbor" just so I could read the followup to this thread where you toss his ass out the third floor window.
Then I'd come over the next day and be like "Jam Guy! (cause I'm assuming that's your real name), It was meeeee! Jay! I stole your wheels! As a joke! Haha so funny huh? Wanna go drink again?"
Then instead of hitting me in the face you'd see "teh humor" of the whole thing and you'd be like "Well goddamnit all jay you fooled me somethin awful. Let's burn down the apartment building. That'll learn everybody!"
It'd be epic. Shame I don't live close by. -
- CommentAuthorbensonisajew
- CommentTimeAug 9th 2009
Posted By: iron jaiden
Posted By: bensonisajewthats good shit man if i was near you right now i would give you a hi5 and have a beer
And ifIwere near you I'd give you a hi5, have a beer, or two, or three, or twenty, until you were passed out in your own puke then I'd steal your wheelset again and sneak em into your neighbor's apartment and leave a note on your fridge that said "i got em again bitch!!! love - thy neighbor" just so I could read the followup to this thread where you toss his ass out the third floor window.
Then I'd come over the next day and be like "Jam Guy! (cause I'm assuming that's your real name), It was meeeee! Jay! I stole your wheels! As a joke! Haha so funny huh? Wanna go drink again?"
Then instead of hitting me in the face you'd see "teh humor" of the whole thing and you'd be like "Well goddamnit all jay you fooled me somethin awful. Let's burn down the apartment building. That'll learn everybody!"
It'd be epic. Shame I don't live close by.
you are pretty damn gnarly -
- CommentAuthorSkidMark
- CommentTimeAug 9th 2009 edited
If everyone behaved like this when this sort of shit happened, a lot less of this shit would happen.
Practical jokers should be treated like thieves too, that shit's disrespectful. -
- CommentAuthorjam guy
- CommentTimeAug 10th 2009
Posted By: iron jaiden
Posted By: bensonisajewthats good shit man if i was near you right now i would give you a hi5 and have a beer
And ifIwere near you I'd give you a hi5, have a beer, or two, or three, or twenty, until you were passed out in your own puke then I'd steal your wheelset again and sneak em into your neighbor's apartment and leave a note on your fridge that said "i got em again bitch!!! love - thy neighbor" just so I could read the followup to this thread where you toss his ass out the third floor window.
Then I'd come over the next day and be like "Jam Guy! (cause I'm assuming that's your real name), It was meeeee! Jay! I stole your wheels! As a joke! Haha so funny huh? Wanna go drink again?"
Then instead of hitting me in the face you'd see "teh humor" of the whole thing and you'd be like "Well goddamnit all jay you fooled me somethin awful. Let's burn down the apartment building. That'll learn everybody!"
It'd be epic. Shame I don't live close by.
Jesus Christ we need to drink together. -
- CommentAuthorRuffinit
- CommentTimeAug 11th 2009
Jaiden, LMAO
But I was thinkin' that maybe you do live close enough........
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